We’ll admit it: we never understood what Link was supposed to be doing with all those hearts. We try not to jump to conclusions, but … If you get your sustenance from the vital organs of your own species: you might be a zombie.

Still, questions remain: Whose hearts were these? And who put them in those pots anyway (or left ‘em on their overgrown lawns)?

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Jon Fox is a Seattle hipster who loves polar bears and climbing trees. You can follow him on Twitter and IGN.

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